WILLEMIJN VERKAIK IS TAKING OVER FOR JACKIE BURNS.
HOLY CRAP.
WOOO!
http://www.broadway.com/buzz/166188/willemijn-verkaik-to-make-her-broadway-debut-as-wickeds-new-elphaba/
When is Jackie Burns’ final performance as Elphaba?
Does anyone know?
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE, FELLOW JACKIE BURNS FANS.
Elementary School Confessions
One time in kindergarten I told a boy who wanted to wear my halloween mask that he couldn’t because his head was too large.
One time in kindergarten, a girl named Alex was in the bathroom on her birthday and the toilet started overflowing and she was screaming and scared because the door wouldn’t open, and I questioned even bringing this to the teacher’s attention because no one else noticed AND she was a gigantic bitch.
One time I drew boobs with my friend and other obscene things on our desks in 2nd grade.
On multiple occasions in 2nd grade, I peed my pants during recess due to my excessive laughter, and blamed it on “wet sand” in the playground.
One time I stole a magnet set from my 2nd grade teacher’s classroom because I was spiteful.
One time in 3rd grade I joked about using a voodoo doll that my dad had bought for me from New Orleans on some girl who was mean. Then I got sent to the school psychologist, my parents got multiple phonecalls home, and I got recess taken away from me for a while. I was kidding. Holy crap. It’s not my fault your daughter is a huge bitch. The sooner you teach her to be a human, the sooner you no longer have to fear for her life. Sheesh.
One time in 5th grade, I lied to a teacher and said that a girl bit me just because she was creeping me out.
I find it to be a waste of money, and the training is not up to par. It stands by it’s nickname, SCAMDA, in almost every aspect.
I’m so glad to be leaving.
PEACE OUT AMDA.
I should’ve listened to the internet.
