WILLEMIJN VERKAIK IS TAKING OVER FOR JACKIE BURNS.
When is Jackie Burns’ final performance as Elphaba?
Does anyone know?
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE, FELLOW JACKIE BURNS FANS.
Elementary School Confessions
One time in kindergarten I told a boy who wanted to wear my halloween mask that he couldn’t because his head was too large.
One time in kindergarten, a girl named Alex was in the bathroom on her birthday and the toilet started overflowing and she was screaming and scared because the door wouldn’t open, and I questioned even bringing this to the teacher’s attention because no one else noticed AND she was a gigantic bitch.
One time I drew boobs with my friend and other obscene things on our desks in 2nd grade.
On multiple occasions in 2nd grade, I peed my pants during recess due to my excessive laughter, and blamed it on “wet sand” in the playground.
One time I stole a magnet set from my 2nd grade teacher’s classroom because I was spiteful.
One time in 3rd grade I joked about using a voodoo doll that my dad had bought for me from New Orleans on some girl who was mean. Then I got sent to the school psychologist, my parents got multiple phonecalls home, and I got recess taken away from me for a while. I was kidding. Holy crap. It’s not my fault your daughter is a huge bitch. The sooner you teach her to be a human, the sooner you no longer have to fear for her life. Sheesh.
One time in 5th grade, I lied to a teacher and said that a girl bit me just because she was creeping me out.
I find it to be a waste of money, and the training is not up to par. It stands by it’s nickname, SCAMDA, in almost every aspect.
I’m so glad to be leaving.
PEACE OUT AMDA.
I should’ve listened to the internet.